Articles by The Macalope
Apple Vision Pro is doomed–no really, it's true
Stories about privacy problems and big return numbers generate clicks, but are they right?
If the Mac can handle the 'risk' of alternative app stores, why can't the iPhone?
Phil Schiller makes a point, but Apple doth protest too much.
Vision Pro is doomed if people keep using it wrong
There's a time and place for everything, including the Apple Vision Pro.
Apple Vision Pro's path to success: the HomePod mini
The Macalope wishes the best of luck to the Vision Pro. Because he wants a cheaper version.
Vision Pro is already making its AI competition look silly
One of these things is not like the other.
The iPhone needs a small change to fix what's wrong
The Macalope will go to great lengths to convince Apple to ship a small iPhone again.
2023 is ending but these ghosts will haunt Apple
Apple's problems might spook the company, but some might make things better for users.
It's not dusty in here–Vision Pro really has people on the verge of tears
If recent reports are any indication, Apple is probably on to something here.
Suddenly everything Apple touches is doomed
From Musk to Goldman to Qualcomm is a terrible triple play.
Apple finally does the right thing. Hold your applause
On RCS and Twitter advertising, Apple should have acted sooner.
There were more tricks than treats at Apple's Scary Mac event
Apple's somewhat dull event didn't live up to the rumors at all.
The search is over: Apple has 20 billion reasons to stick with Google
It's easy to imagine a world where Apple makes its own search engine, but it won't become a reality.
The iPhone 15 is overheating? Nothing to TSMC here
Some finger-pointing might have made this a bigger deal than it is.
Here's another FineWoven mess Apple's gotten into
They might protect your phone, but they don't look great doing it.
Sorry, this iPhone is doomed because the next iPhone will be better
Just wait till next year—like always.