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Crash of the Titan: The long saga of the Apple Car
Apple's car ambitions are left stalled on the side of the road.
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Apple Vision Pro is doomed–no really, it's true
Stories about privacy problems and big return numbers generate clicks, but are they right?
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If the Mac can handle the 'risk' of alternative app stores, why can't the iPhone?
Phil Schiller makes a point, but Apple doth protest too much.
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Vision Pro is doomed if people keep using it wrong
There's a time and place for everything, including the Apple Vision Pro.
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Apple Vision Pro's path to success: the HomePod mini
The Macalope wishes the best of luck to the Vision Pro. Because he wants a cheaper version.
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Vision Pro is already making its AI competition look silly
One of these things is not like the other.
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The iPhone needs a small change to fix what's wrong
The Macalope will go to great lengths to convince Apple to ship a small iPhone again.
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2023 is ending but these ghosts will haunt Apple
Apple's problems might spook the company, but some might make things better for users.
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It's not dusty in here–Vision Pro really has people on the verge of tears
If recent reports are any indication, Apple is probably on to something here.
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Suddenly everything Apple touches is doomed
From Musk to Goldman to Qualcomm is a terrible triple play.
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There's an iPhone mini sucker born every minute
We just don't know of they're actually buying them.
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Apple finally does the right thing. Hold your applause
On RCS and Twitter advertising, Apple should have acted sooner.
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There were more tricks than treats at Apple's Scary Mac event
Apple's somewhat dull event didn't live up to the rumors at all.
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The search is over: Apple has 20 billion reasons to stick with Google
It's easy to imagine a world where Apple makes its own search engine, but it won't become a reality.
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The iPhone 15 is overheating? Nothing to TSMC here
Some finger-pointing might have made this a bigger deal than it is.
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Here's another FineWoven mess Apple's gotten into
They might protect your phone, but they don't look great doing it.
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Sorry, this iPhone is doomed because the next iPhone will be better
Just wait till next year—like always.
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